Editor's Note: As you may have noticed from the lack of inappropriate humor or musings from my hippie high horse hitting your inbox each morning, Pancakes & Beet Juice took a brief, impromptu summer hiatus, due to crazy real-life work commitments and the fact that my only adventures of late have consisted of what you will see below and trying to find a way to get grout out of my yoga pants. Thank you for your cries of agony while you refreshed your email waiting to hear what I would say next, as I need to feel needed. I am so happy to be back!
When we purchased our home three years ago, I dreamt of having a powder bathroom off of our master bedroom that could not be used to film scenes for either Law & Order or Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, that was what we were stuck with for a while. After lots of vision boarding and stashing cash away, I spent the weekend of my 27th birthday sawing, grouting and watching my husband go full out Noah Calhoun, forgoing a morning shave and building me my dream home.
What better gift for a girl entering her late 20's than a room that you are not ashamed or afraid to open the door to?
We begin our plumber's fairy tale with a builder's grade bathroom. When we moved in, we ripped out a sea of blue carpet. Most of the rooms revealed hardwood floors, but in this room we found orange vinyl. Have you ever seen anything so crack-tacular? The crack reference applies to either the making or the smoking of the substance, as either could be executed with flair in such a venue as we see below.
I let out my aggression on some wallpaper one day after work. It was stuck on well, much like our previous bathroom makeover, but after borrowing our neighbor's Scunci steamer it started peeling off easily.
After removing all of the wallpaper and taking off the tileboard by use of a crowbar, I was ready to paint the ceiling and sheet rock!
We took a full day to mix the mortar and lay all of the tile. The mosaic tile sheets made spacing a breeze and we never needed to use spacers. We purchased a wet saw at Home Depot for about $90 and snipped some tiles off of the sheets and cut them down to fit the edges and corners using the saw.
A note about home projects: they bring out the hillbilly in me. I love to blare classic rock (Tom Petty Pandora station made regular appearances, featuring lots of CCR, Skynard and Dallas' own Steve Miller). My band t-shirt collection also gets a favored spot in my wardrobe rotation. As you can tell below, the doobie smoking birds on my Black Crowes tee bring me both focus and companionship as I use power tools.
We accidentally mixed a second match of mortar too thin, which caused our tiles to not stick to the floor and nearly brought the end of our marriage, but soon we had completely tiled floors!
I think my favorite part of the entire bathroom experience was grouting. You start to see it all come together, it's almost idiot proof and it's good for the upper body.
I chose a grey grout to pop against the white tile and stay neutral for future home owners. With that said, after spending so much time on this bathroom project it is unlikely that I will be selling this house before my death. I picture George Banks in front of the wrecking ball in Father of the Bride II.
Next it was time to cut and install the beadboard! Markus' math skills came into play and everything began fitting together just right. My man looks good standing by table saw with a pencil stuck
behind his ear, no?
behind his ear, no?
Note: Please don't judge me by my use of the phrase "my man." It is the home project hillbilly coming out in me again.
After painting the trim, installing the fixtures and hanging some choice art, the place was really starting to come together!
I knew I wanted the room to have a midcentury prep feel, with nautical elements even though I hate theme bathrooms (sailboat art prints with seashell soaps and anchor embroidered hand towels will not be making appearances in the new bathroom). I thought the rope mirror, polished chrome hardware and navy wall gave the look I was going for without going overboard (overboard?? heh? ...a little nautical bathroom humor).
The stark birch frame and bright red in the cardinal print helped me bring some midcentury into the room to match the 50's style decor in many other rooms in our house. Also, I just had to get the cardinal as a nod to my short but memorable Bluegrass upbringing. (As I informed Markus numerous times throughout the weekend in my best proud geography bee contestant persona, the cardinal is the state bird of Kentucky.)
Another preppy, nautical note in the room is the oil drawing of Sistah and I as wee ex-pats that my mom had commissioned when we were living in Ecuador. I tried to match the blue on the walls to the navy stripes on my dress, and I think I did just right by it!
I have a special affinity for this piece, since I remember this day so clearly and it brings back memories of enjoying the club in Quito when we lived there. This piece was originally a gift to my grandfather and he took so much pride in it, hanging it over his easy chair up until he died. My grandmother processes her life through shopping for furniture, so everything in their house is different now and while I love our family today, I cherish having a piece of the house that used to be with me in my new family's home.
My secret favorite part of the room is the built in magazine rack that I saved from the original architecture and reinstalled and painted to match the beadboard and trim. It's a perfect place to stash some of my "never will I ever recycle these in a million years" editions that I still enjoy flipping through.
Bathroom Update Resource List:
Floor tile: Lowe's
Wall Paint: Anna Sova Healthy Food Paint in Plum Island
Trim and Beadboard Paint: Valspar Asthma and Allergy Friendly Paint in Cottontail
Wall Shelf: The Container Store
Thanks for all the sweet birthday wishes and for bearing with me as I got our bathroom to a place of yes!
Update: We were so excited to have Alexandra Minton Photography in Dallas recently snap some photos of our home. (She is also great for weddings, engagements and family photos.) She took some great shots of the itty bitty blue bathroom that I think really show how far the room has come!
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